Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Blurbs - 06/13/07

Enjoy these links I've found in the past few weeks.

- For all of you ladies (and Dave Nagel) that have been waiting for a Sex and the City movie, it looks like it might just happen. IMDB.com confirms this. I have to admit it’s a little scary to think women can actually relate to any of the four main characters. If you guys had to pick one of these choices for your significant other to identify with, whom would you choose?

A. A neurotic, home-wrecking Jezebel who dresses like Steven Tyler and whose better qualities include the inability to commit, infidelity, and a weird shoe fetish.
B. A naive, money-grubbing gal who affectionately refers to her C. U. Next. Tuesday. as “Rebbecca”.
C. An over-aggressive, “try-sexual” who has scored more times than the 2000 Rams. (Did anyone establish if she was really a man dressed in women’s clothing?)
D. A bossy, cynical misandronist who looks like she dipped her head in a tub of orange sherbet.


- I knew American Idol was good for something.

- In related Idol news, it looks like Jim Carrey will be playing the role of Sanjaya in his new movie.

- Doesn’t it seem like the name of the drink gave sufficient warning?

- Is Nicole Richie pregnant?
Is it even possible to bear children when the fetus weighs more than the mother? I’d like to get confirmation on this.

Possible baby names…Beau Lee Mia Richie, Star Veng Richie, Anna Reckseik Richie, Ivanna Meal Richie, Edie Dezorter Richie, Nomar Burger Richie, Di Etta Richie, Earl Ed Richie, Noel Ike Stu Richie

- Sticking with the theme of bad names.

- I guess this guy gets points for creativity but not originality. There has to be a better name here than Shaq. What would your tattoo say? Mine would say, “I Slept With Oprah”.

The People's Champ

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I resent your Sex and the City comments about the girls. What a great show - all of their personalities were complex... sometimes extreme, sometimes subtle, and so it made it easy for women to identify with each of the characters. Brilliant job by the writers.

Anonymous said...

Nichole Ritchie is not pregnant. She just has a swollen belly like those Ethiopian kids.
-Shelly

The People's Champ said...

OK, Miss Anonymous. Answer me this. Which character can you possibly relate with and how?

Anonymous said...

All:
Carrie b/c of my quirkiness, Charlotte b/c of my sweet and naive side, Miranda b/c I like to bust your balls, and Samantha b/c I like to sleep with men with no strings attached. Kidding! ;)

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